In my internet wanderings, I came across a few articles entitled 'Problems only Girls with Big Butts will Understand' that made me smile. I took the liberty of reposting a few of their points; sources are noted at the bottom of page.
- No jeans fitting correctly, ever. Either you can't pull them over your butt, or you wind up with a huge gap in the waist. There is no in-between.
- All skirts and dresses are too short in the back. That office-appropriate pencil skirt you love? It's definitely not appropriate on you.
- Forget squeezing between tables at restaurants. Or aisles at movie theaters. Your butt is an independent entity that will wind up in the faces of anyone in the near vicinity.
- You still have an embarrassing spiritual connection to Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." What can you say? Back before you learned to embrace your curves, this anthem gave you hope.
- Finding a cute bikini is impossible. If there isn't a mix-and-match option, forget it. You have to pick between your butt hanging out or super-frumpy granny bottoms.
- People recognize you just as well from behind as they do from looking at your face.
- Walking up stairs with someone directly behind you makes you profoundly uncomfortable.
- You can’t wear short shorts because your backside insists on peeking out of them.
- For pets and BFFs, your butt is the best pillow available.
- You feel instant kinship with other bootylicious ladies.
- Having your friends compare your posterior to stars/planets/galaxies/wonders of the world is standard fare.
- Although it has its disadvantages, you're proud of your bum just the way it is.
"There's a difference between being voluptuous and slutty - only a fool can't tell the difference."
Sources:
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/big-butt-problems
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/struggles-that-only-people-with-big-butts-will-understand#.unyN20L1NB
http://www.theloop.ca/13-things-only-girls-with-big-butts-will-understand/
Another interesting article on the speculated health benefits of having a big butt:
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/
